Girl vs guys dating

In the world of dating and f*cking boys, sex is but a complex animal overwhelmingly nerve-racking and tricky to decipher.

If you give up the goods too quickly, you are pained with worry he will write you off as meaningless slut (after all, didn't mother always advise that no boy wants to buy the slutty-cow who gives her milk for free).

For it's your first look into the window of who we are, and we’re well aware of it.

If a girl picks out a cute, locally-sourced indie gem in Brooklyn, it’s very telling -- same goes for sports bar, posh hotel bar, dimly-lit lounge, or a five star f*cking restaurant.

Which leads us into the next FACT: The whole activity of sex is just different with a girl.

I’m not talking about the obvious: We all know girls are soft-skinned, curvaceous creatures with bodies and smells very different than our male counterparts.

Unfortunately, when you finally muster up the courage to hop off the straight train and get off at station LGBTQ - there's no welcome committee presenting you with a “how to” guide -- and navigating the girl-on-girl scene is .

The true beauty of Sapphic sex is this: We know what the f*ck good. We listen to your body and can tell what’s working and what’s not (we are excellent communicators, and communication is crucial to SEX).Well girl, you can finally drop those tense shoulders and r-e-l-a-x.We girls (most of us) have a natural, deep-seated respect for the sexuality of another woman.It’s time to face the sweet music: You are burning with an insatiable, ever-expanding desire to kiss that gorgeous girl who smiles at you behind the Starbuck’s counter as she oh-so-lovingly adds two pumps of sugar-free vanilla syrup into your latte, every morning.The moment has come to accept the glorious fact that the real reason you hate your BFF’s boyfriend is simply because you wish it was YOU, NOT HIM, sleeping in her bed.

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