Horror storys from online dating users
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I've seen this in movies before.-She has taken me through every lotion and perfume and tin of makeup and brush on her vanity and told me the brand, the list price, and how much she actually got it for.-She is almost finished telling me the brand, location of purchase, and price of every shirt, skirt, pair of pants, and jacket in her closet.
I'm wondering if I'm in a strange music video.
Fuck, the prices are steep, I'll just have a soda and a salad.
So far so good, OKcupid, you da bomb.-In the car, things are fine, she's talking a lot about her modeling job, which is cool, just finished finals in med school, anything that isn't an enzyme or nerve circuit is welcome.-Arrive at ice rink and race each other inside, this is fun, literally sprint in to see who can get ice skates first-Inside and she's still going about her local modeling career and all the free things the vendors and designers give her. She hasn't asked anything about me but whatever, she's cute and I don't think she has a penis.-Been skating for a while, I now know about the process of applying "runway makeup", the time constraints and approximations of changing outfits depending on the number of pieces, and how to adjust hip tilt and swing during a catwalk if your clothing piece is top heavy vs has a long train.
I now know every cost approximation of at least 12 different clothing pieces from 3 designers I have never heard of.-She can't talk if she's eating, I suggest we get food.